Mini Bag Sealer – Because Apparently Using a Clip Was Just Too Damn Simple
A no-nonsense, brutally honest take on a gadget trying far too hard to fix a problem that barely exists […]
PoachPod – Because Apparently, Even Boiling an Egg Is Too Much Now
Behold the PoachPod – a small green silicone cup that floats in your pan and promises to revolutionize the
LifeStraw Personal Water Filter – Because Apparently, Carrying Clean Water Was Too Easy
Let’s talk about this little blue plastic tube – the LifeStraw – a gadget that lets you stick one end
OrigAudio Rock-It 3.0 – The Speaker That Turns Anything into… Slightly Worse Speakers
Ah yes, the OrigAudio ROK3-W Rock-It 3.0 – a portable vibration speaker that promises to turn any surface into a
Nomad ChargeKey – Because Of Course Your Keychain Needs to Be a Charging Station Now
Let’s face it, we’ve all been there — phone dying, no cable, surrounded by smug people with battery packs the
Impossible Instant Lab Review: Turn Your iPhone Photos into Expensive, Faded Disappointments
Ah yes, the Impossible Instant Lab – the device no one asked for, but everyone who drinks oat milk
Quicktionary 2 now ReadingPen 2 Review (2025): The Dictionary Stick That Thought It Was a Genius
Ah, the ReadingPen 2. Or as I like to call it: the high-tech wand that promised to turn every child
There’s Only So Much You Can Blame on the Dog
Let’s rewind to 2013, shall we? A simpler time, when our biggest bathroom concern wasn’t the rising price of toilet
iPhone App Icon Fridge Magnets – The Peak of Human Achievement, Apparently
There are products that change the world. The wheel. Penicillin. The internet.And then… there are iPhone App Icon Fridge Magnets.
The USB LED Fan Clock Review (2025 Edition): A Glorious Relic of Tech That Nobody Asked For
Ah yes, the USB LED Fan Clock — a product that, in hindsight, feels like it was designed by someone
Inception Spinning Top (Cobb Totem) – A Philosophical Crisis in Your Pocket
Ah yes, the Inception Top, also known as Cobb’s Totem. A tiny spinning piece of metal with one simple
Horse Head Latex Mask Review (2025): When Being the Butt of the Joke Comes with a Mane
There are moments in life when you stop and think, “Is this really necessary?” Buying a latex horse head mask
Ctrl+Alt+Del Cup Set Review – A Techie Nightmare Served in Plastic
Let’s talk about Ctrl+Alt+Del – not the keystroke combo that saves your computer from freezing, but the mug set that’ll
Retro Desk Phone Handset for iPhone – Because Obviously, Your Smartphone Needs a Cord Now
Picture this: you’ve got a sleek, thousand-dollar smartphone in your hand — capable of AI photography, GPS tracking, and controlling
August 1st Generation Smart Lock – A smart Satire
The PitchWelcome to the future, where even your door lock comes with an app and a smug attitude. The August
Hopside Down Beer Glass Review 2025: Because Clearly Beer Tastes Better Upside Down
Let’s take a moment and acknowledge the grandiosity of modern invention. We sent robots to Mars, sequenced the human genome,
The Citrus Squeezer That Punches Above Its Weight
Citrus Squeezer Some gadgets promise to change your life. Others barely change your fruit. The Amco
Alcohol Shot Gun Review (2025): The Party Gadget That Still Makes No Sense
Alcohol Shot Gun Pitch In the glorious tradition of combining alcohol with questionable decision-making, the Alcohol Shot Gun has somehow
Time Machine Tabletop Clock Review (2025 Update) – The Loudest Way to Watch Minutes Crawl By
Time Machine Tabletop Clock Pitch Once upon a time in the early 2010s, someone looked at a Rube Goldberg machine
Vertical Mouse Review 2025: Ergonomic Saviour or Carpal Tunnel Cult Ritual?
Vertical Mouse Pitch Imagine holding a mouse like you’re about to politely shake hands with your laptop. That, dear reader,
Self-Stirring Mug (2025 Review): Because Apparently Lifting a Spoon Is Too Much Effort
Self-Stirring Mug Pitch Somewhere deep in a laboratory, a group of engineers stared long and hard at a cup of
Film-Shaped Tissue Box Review (2025): For People Who Miss Obsolete Tech and Dusty Bathrooms
Film-Shaped Tissue Pitch Imagine you’re sitting on the toilet in 2025, thinking about life, freedom, and the sheer genius of
The Futuristic Relic You Can No Longer Use: Classic Match Foosball for iPad
Remember a time when plugging a 30-pin dock into your iPad felt like cutting-edge technology? When apps weren’t bloated
Pineapple Slicer: Still a Genius Tool or the Fruity Embodiment of Over-Engineering?
Back in 2013, I reviewed the pineapple slicer with the kind of optimism usually reserved for first dates and Black
Ninja Coat Hook – The Wall-Mounted Weapon Nobody Asked For
Review from the future, brought to you by someone who’s seen too many kitchen gadgets and questionable home decor choices.
SpeakaBoo Acoustic Bamboo Speaker (iPhone 4/4s) – A 2025 Autopsy of Possibly the Dumbest Gadget of 2013
Once upon a time — specifically, 2013 — someone in a minimalist loft with a man bun and an Etsy
Fizzy Drink Saver: The Gadget That Promised Carbonation and Delivered Catastrophe
Imagine, if you will, a world where the human race has managed to send rovers to Mars, develop AI that
Beer Saver in 2025: A Cap for Quitters or Just a Sad Gimmick?
Beer Saver Once upon a time in 2013, I bought a product called the Beer Saver. A tiny, multicolored silicone
Cute Wooden Log Pillow Cushion: 2025 Review from Someone Who Actually Tried It
Once upon a time in 2013, some design committee—probably fueled by irony and leftover holiday eggnog—decided what humanity really needed
MacBook Air Compact Mirror Review (2025): A Mirror So Extra, Even Siri Would Blush
In the glorious year of 2013, someone looked at a MacBook and thought, “What if… this opened up and reflected
The Baseball Oven Mitt Review: A Novelty That Caught Fire—Literally
Baseball Oven Glove Somewhere in the early 2010s, an overcaffeinated product designer had a brilliant idea: “What if… we took
The Robot Tea Infuser (2025 Update): Because Your Tea Leaves Deserve a Midlife Crisis Too
Let me introduce you to the kitchen gadget nobody asked for but someone, somewhere, in a caffeine-fueled brainstorm, decided the
Bluetooth shower speaker: Because Clearly, Bluetooth in the Bathroom Was the Future
There are many inventions humanity never asked for: electric scooters that can’t handle a puddle, toasters with touchscreens, and now…
Mrs. Anderson’s Apple Peeling Machine (2025 Review): Because Apparently Peeling Apples Is Rocket Science Now
You know, in a world where we have robot vacuum cleaners, AI-generated lullabies, and smart toilets that talk back, there
HoverBar for iPad Review: The Futuristic Flexi-Arm That Aged Like an iPad 2
Once upon a time – in 2012, to be precise – some Apple-loving engineer at Twelve South decided we should
Illuminated Lightweight Umbrella Review 2025 – Gimmick or Genius?
Ah, 2013. The year of Harlem Shake videos, plastic-scented phone cases, and one of the most hilariously over-promised products to
Kikkerland Casino Bottle Opener Review – Because Using Your Teeth Is Too Mainstream
The Pitch Some genius once thought, “You know what people need? A bottle opener that looks like a playing card.”