How to Become a Fitfluencer with a Blender That Charges via Powerbank
Once upon a time, to be considered fit you had to, you know, actually be fit. You ran marathons. You […]
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Joie Tomato Slicer & Knife – Because Apparently Cutting a Tomato Is an Extreme Sport Now
Let’s begin with the obvious: this is a bright red plastic contraption designed to help you slice tomatoes. Tomatoes.
Chain Wine Bottle Holder
Right. What you’re looking at here is not witchcraft, nor the aftermath of a magician’s failed escape act. No, this
Handy Egg Cracker Review – promising to eliminate the horror of touching eggshells
The Egg Cracker Pitch Imagine you’re in your kitchen. You’ve got eggs. You’ve got hands. And, crucially, you’ve got motor
Skull Egg Mold – A Utterly Pointless Culinary Catastrophe
There are useless kitchen gadgets… and then there’s this. The Non-stick Silicone Skull Egg Mold — a product so spectacularly
Stainless Steel Soap Review – Does This Metal Bar Actually Remove Odors?
Stainless Steel Soap Pitch Behold – the soap that isn’t soap. A gleaming chunk of stainless steel that claims to
Magnetic Hourglass Review (2025): Still Cool or Just a Dusty Gimmick?
2014: “Look! A sand timer that defies gravity!” 2025: “Look! A sand timer that defies logic and is still being
CrazyDeal Magic Colour Changing Egg Timer – Because Apparently, Boiling Eggs Is Rocket Science
Let’s start with the name: “CrazyDeal Hot Magic Colour Changing Egg Timer”. That’s not a product title — that’s what
Smart Rechargeable Wine Preserver: A 2014 Gadget That Somehow Survived 2025
Updated Review from a Decade Later, with a Glass of Sarcasm Remember 2014? When your biggest dilemma was whether to
Magnetic Tool Holder – Because Clearly, Gravity Is Just Too Unreliable
Here it is: the Magnetic Tool Holder. A 24-inch bar that claims to “organize your tools” by doing… absolutely nothing
The Citrus Squeezer That Punches Above Its Weight
Citrus Squeezer Some gadgets promise to change your life. Others barely change your fruit. The Amco
Pineapple Slicer: Still a Genius Tool or the Fruity Embodiment of Over-Engineering?
Back in 2013, I reviewed the pineapple slicer with the kind of optimism usually reserved for first dates and Black
Fizzy Drink Saver: The Gadget That Promised Carbonation and Delivered Catastrophe
Imagine, if you will, a world where the human race has managed to send rovers to Mars, develop AI that
Beer Saver in 2025: A Cap for Quitters or Just a Sad Gimmick?
Beer Saver Once upon a time in 2013, I bought a product called the Beer Saver. A tiny, multicolored silicone
Mrs. Anderson’s Apple Peeling Machine (2025 Review): Because Apparently Peeling Apples Is Rocket Science Now
You know, in a world where we have robot vacuum cleaners, AI-generated lullabies, and smart toilets that talk back, there