The Futuristic Relic You Can No Longer Use: Classic Match Foosball for iPad

Last Updated on May 26, 2025 by nice2buy

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Remember a time when plugging a 30-pin dock into your iPad felt like cutting-edge technology? When apps weren’t bloated subscription-based monstrosities but simple pleasures with pixelated ambition? No? Well, meet the Classic Match Foosball for iPad—a product so firmly rooted in 2013 that using it today in 2025 is like trying to stream Netflix on a VHS tape.

This iPad foosball dock was made by New Potato Technologies, a company with a name as strange as the product itself. The idea was bold, possibly even noble: transform your expensive glass slab into a miniature football arena by docking it into a plastic stadium outfitted with eight mechanical rods, real score sliders, and just enough ambition to make Steve Jobs roll in his grave.


The Design: Plastic Nostalgia Meets iOS Obsolescence

Let’s start with the good. It looks like fun. The rods are real metal, not cheap bendy wire. The scorekeepers are delightfully retro. The experience of pulling a rod, watching the little pixelated man on your screen kick the ball with laggy precision—utterly fantastic, if your definition of fantastic includes “just barely works.”

Now the bad: It only supports iPad 1, 2, and 3. Yes, the models from the time of the dinosaurs, when Instagram filters were new and TikTok was still a musical.ly fever dream. So unless you’re hoarding a perfectly functioning iPad 2 just for this, it’s about as useful as a floppy disk reader in 2025.


Gameplay: Foosball, But Make It Digital-ish

Once you get it working (and that’s a big “if”), the gameplay is surprisingly decent. The app does a solid job mimicking the foosball experience. You even get satisfying goal sounds, instant replays, and customized team colors—because obviously, Manchester United red matters on a pixelated screen the size of a cereal box.

But there is lag. Oh yes, there is lag. Especially on older iPads, which this thing requires. There’s also a notable disconnect between your mechanical arm movement and what happens on screen. You’re not really playing foosball—you’re just auditioning for a role as “Frustrated Uncle” at a tech-themed birthday party.


Who Is This For?

That is the million-dollar question. Or rather, the $30 eBay listing question. Who, in 2025, is dusting off an iPad 2 and saying, “You know what I need? A plastic contraption that turns my obsolete tablet into a semi-functional bar game.”

Answer: collectors, retro tech fans, and people who mistake nostalgia for innovation.

This is not a serious gaming accessory. It is, however, a fun conversation starter. Like, “Oh wow, is that an iPad foosball table?” followed by, “Why do you still have that?” followed by, “I think it’s broken.”


The Verdict: A Glorious Waste of Time (and That’s Okay)

Would I recommend it? No. Would I laugh if someone else owned it? Absolutely.

It’s not about practicality. It’s about celebrating a moment in tech history when people truly believed that physical-digital hybrids would be the next big thing. They weren’t. But boy, did they try.

So if you find one for cheap, and if you happen to own a fossilized iPad 2 that still charges, go ahead. Plug it in. Laugh at the absurdity. Then put it back on the shelf where it belongs—next to the LaserDisc player and your Zune.

Final Score: 2.5 out of 5 nostalgic chuckles.

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