Last Updated on May 22, 2025 by nice2buy
Let me paint a picture: You’re lying in bed. You’ve got a book or a TV somewhere above your feet. But oh no — the sheer act of lifting your head slightly is simply too much to bear. So what do you do?
You slap on a pair of Evelots Laying Down Reading Glasses, of course — a device so gloriously absurd it makes neck pillows look like elite athletic gear.
These “glasses” — and I use that word very loosely — are essentially a pair of prisms duct-taped into a plastic frame, designed to let you look forward while your body is completely horizontal. That’s right: you stare at the ceiling, and somehow see your feet. It’s like virtual reality for people who have emotionally bonded with their mattress.
They claim to reduce neck strain, help during post-surgery recovery, and are great for pregnant women. And to be fair — yes, if you’re bedridden, this might actually be useful. But for the rest of us?
This is a gadget for people who’ve completely surrendered. The kind of person who hears “physical activity” and breaks out in hives. The kind of person who, when handed a remote control, considers the distance to the TV and wonders if there’s a robot that can press the buttons.
And the design? Oh it’s beautifully ridiculous. Slap this monstrosity on your face and you’ll look like a discount submarine periscope crossed with a welding mask. Stylish? Only if your fashion inspiration is a 1960s Soviet telescope.
Final verdict:
- Comfortable? If you don’t mind wearing a toaster on your face.
- Effective? Technically, yes. Gravity still works.
- Stylish? Only if you want to look like a cyborg librarian.
- Recommended? Only if blinking feels like cardio.
Evelots Prism Glasses: for those who’ve had enough of vertical living and decided that the future is flat. Quite literally.
