Last Updated on May 15, 2025 by nice2buy
There are useless kitchen gadgets… and then there’s this. The Non-stick Silicone Skull Egg Mold — a product so spectacularly unnecessary, it makes banana slicers look like Nobel Prize-winning innovation.
The concept? You crack two eggs into a silicone mold shaped like a skull and end up with a fried egg that looks like something your 14-year-old nephew drew during his “edgy goth” phase. Because apparently, nothing says “good morning” like staring into the yolk-filled eye sockets of your breakfast.
Let’s examine this tragedy in three parts:
1. It doesn’t work.
Unless your eggs are perfectly symmetrical, thick, and laid by chickens trained in geometry, the whites overflow, the yolks roll out of position, and your “skull” ends up looking more like a roadkill emoji. A deformed ghost. A culinary crime scene. And don’t even try it with pancakes unless you enjoy scraping burnt batter out of a rubber trinket shaped like regret.
2. It’s “non-stick”… allegedly.
In practice, it sticks to the pan, sticks to the eggs, and finally sticks to your soul as a reminder of your poor life choices. You’ll spend more time cleaning this thing than it took to evolve from single-celled organisms.
3. It’s meant to be “fun”.
No. Fun is bacon. Fun is French toast. This? This is what happens when someone on a product team says, “What if we made breakfast… ironic?”
Final thoughts:
- Practical? Not at all.
- Necessary? Absolutely not.
- Charming? Only if you’re seven and just discovered Hot Topic.
- Would I recommend it? Only to someone I deeply dislike.
It’s the kitchen equivalent of buying a novelty toilet seat — technically functional, deeply embarrassing, and guaranteed to ruin your morning.
