Bluetooth shower speaker: Because Clearly, Bluetooth in the Bathroom Was the Future

Last Updated on May 31, 2025 by nice2buy

There are many inventions humanity never asked for: electric scooters that can’t handle a puddle, toasters with touchscreens, and now… the KOHLER Moxie Bluetooth Showerhead — a device that assumes you’re too emotionally fragile to shower without Beyoncé.

Let’s back up. This thing was released years ago with a pitch so pretentious it could’ve been written by a soy latte. “Your music. Your shower. Your time.” It sounds less like a bathroom appliance and more like a guided meditation from a wellness retreat in Malibu. But what is it really?

A speaker. In your showerhead. That you have to charge.

Let that sink in (no pun intended): you’ve reached a point in life where your shower has a USB cable. Oh, but it’s magnetically attached, which makes it sound like it belongs on the International Space Station. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. It belongs in that drawer full of dead power banks and mini-drones you used once.

Design & Installation

Sure, the installation is idiot-proof. Just unscrew your existing showerhead — the one that works perfectly fine — and screw this high-tech donut in its place. Then, pop in the speaker capsule and pretend you’re in a music video while getting shampoo in your ears. If you’ve ever wanted your daily rinse to feel like a scene from High School Musical, you’re in luck.

Sound Quality: Shower Opera or Wet Socks?

Now let’s talk sound. Does it work? Technically, yes. It produces music. Does it sound good? Well, that depends on your expectations. If you’re fine with audio that resembles a 2004 flip phone trapped inside a tin can, then you’re golden.

Bass? What bass? You’ll hear more resonance from your own bathroom tiles.

Volume? Oh yes, it’s got plenty — until the steam from your relaxing hot shower turns it into a muffled whisper fighting for survival against running water.

And the battery? A solid seven hours of runtime… assuming you take 20-minute showers and never forget to recharge it. Which you will. Because nothing says “spa luxury” like standing naked, cursing your shower speaker for dying halfway through Bohemian Rhapsody.

Bluetooth Pairing

Ah yes, the joy of Bluetooth pairing — because fumbling with devices while dripping wet is exactly what your morning routine was missing. Pairing is as simple as holding your phone, your towel, and your will to live at the same time. And heaven help you if someone else in the house connects their device instead. Nothing like hearing your teenager’s trap playlist mid-shampoo.

Who Is This For?

It’s for people who genuinely believe everything needs to be “smart.” Smart TVs. Smart fridges. Smart forks. And now, smart showerheads. Why? Because heaven forbid you spend 10 minutes alone with your thoughts and some warm water like a regular human being.

Final Verdict

The KOHLER Moxie is a solution in search of a problem. A $100+ gimmick designed to make your bathroom feel more like a Bluetooth battlefield. Yes, it looks sleek. Yes, it sprays water. Yes, it plays music. But so does your phone, your portable speaker, or — radical idea — your mouth.

Would I recommend it? Only if you enjoy cleaning limescale off a speaker grill or explaining to guests why your shower has a charging dock.

But hey — if your dream has always been to listen to Eye of the Tiger while rinsing conditioner out of your hair, who am I to stop you?

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